argea:

i learned more from instagram memes than i ever did in school

argea:

i learned more from instagram memes than i ever did in school

(via beyoncebeytwice)

godblesskfc:

dad taking a selfie, then admiring it

godblesskfc:

dad taking a selfie, then admiring it

(via beyoncebeytwice)

vinegod:

i have no idea what she’s saying but i can’t stop laughing by Reika Oozeki

vinebox:

BEAT THAT ASS WIT THE ASS OUT

im-a-walking-paradox:

when you know like 2 words of a song

pentecost:

moopdrea:

oiliest:

tooly
i am king




hail tooly

pentecost:

moopdrea:

oiliest:

tooly

i am king

hail tooly

(via crimson-miz)

(via jax)

selmabouvier:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

(via twooping)

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

(via henrycavills)

vanehwasreal:

me and my friends asked to act casual for a picture

image

(via firefoxed)

amberisntacrayon:

I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.

(via heyn1cky)

wickedcherub:

Everytime my husband tells me about some sporting stars achievements etc, I just reply with ‘yeah but he’s ugly’ and he gets so mad but he can’t say anything because he knows this is what women go through every single time we achieve something.

(via twooping)